“WTF DOES IT SAY?”
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School President:
Honor Students:
COOKIE
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old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i’ve fallen for you and i can’t get up
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therapist: now i’d like you to tell me about your most tragic experience ever
me: well one time i had to restart my computer
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(Source: levi-o-sa, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
yo mama’s so fat she plays temple walk
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Expectation:
Reality:
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